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midnight organ fight 

The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs
So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.

midnight nuggets 

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.
Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"
midnight nuggets by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017

midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole
midnight wormhole by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Midnight Slushies 

A booty call that takes place in the parking lot of a 7/11
Rafi asked me if I wanted to go get midnight slushies with him.

Midnight Harry 

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.
I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.
Midnight Harry by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight honey

Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.
Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.

We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions