Midian

Midian is Chapter 5 in Cradle of Filths Legacy. Their best album besides Nymphetamine. Buy them both. This definition will lead you to the path of grace ;-) Cradle Of Filth

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Cof fan: Cof is the shit man!
Cof Hater: No fucking way, they suck ass!
Cof fan: WHAT?!? Come here bitch, im ganna stretch your face off your fucking skull!

by Randy Newcomb May 13, 2005

Madison Schroeder

Noun: A true diva. A girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what others think of her. She is kind, funny, and beautiful girl. She has a closet that all girls should envy. Stick around her and you'll have a fun time no matter what.

Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.

Yeah, she's a definite Madison Schroeder

by Madisonismybff April 29, 2011

madison county ga

Full of retarded rednecks drug heads probably home of cocaine and domestic abuse full of stupid lifted trucks literally nothing worth a fuck

Fuck madison county ga

by bobbisuwle2 December 31, 2017

The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.

Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.

by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014

madison

Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the nation's top party schools. Renowned also for its Halloween celebrations, which for the last few years have ended in drunken riots.

Due to this reputation, the word is used at other schools as a synonym for "extremely drunk."

Frank: Hey, we're going out to get trashed. Wanna come?
Ernest: No, man, I was totally madison last night.

by Lady Chevalier November 9, 2005

midiot

someone who knows nothing about nothing

keith's the most pathetic midiot i've ever seen.

by midiotmcgee September 6, 2010

Madison

an extremely hot girl with the body and the face. has generally big lips good for making out ;) also has a great since of humor but who really cares about that? shes fricken hella fine.

Person 1: Damn do u see that chick? she got the jugs and the lips!
Person2: such a madison dawg

by DavidIsASexyJew October 12, 2010