A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 16, 2010
a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others
by vanilla midget August 04, 2006
when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
by brian egan June 22, 2007
by Cabot Arkansas October 25, 2017
(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 20, 2011
The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.
The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.
by El Guero Canijo April 28, 2011
1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning
1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!
by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006