microsoft shover

a female computer geek that loves orgasms

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018

Microsoft

Technology corporation that focuses on the development and implementation of software used on computers and on the World Wide Web

Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os

by this wasn't taken October 21, 2018

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020

Micronority

When a minority is too big to describe how few people believe in it

A Micronority of Vegans were ok with eating unicorn sausages because although endangered, the meat was imaginary and easily caught by virgins.

by StoneColdJ June 10, 2020

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

microsoftifying

the act of making a perfect game really shitty by adding pointless features which affect no one but the 8 year olds on there moms computers

"Hey dude, Gotta go microsoftifying!"
"Fuck you!"

by xrochy November 19, 2020