Mechanical Bull 

You drop on the dance floor, do 5 push-ups, as a girl hops on your back and rides you until the beat drop.

Jon hit the floor as Florida jumped on his back to do the Mechanical Bull.

Mechanical Bull by TuneSquad May 6, 2019

mechanical horse 

A bicycle, upon which a valiant hero will arrive in style

Friend: "Girl, how you gonna get to the party tonight? You don't have a car."
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"

mechanical horse by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015

Mechanized Infantry 

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.

Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).

Mechanized Infantry by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Mechanically Sober 

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

Mechanically Sober by colonrae May 28, 2015

mechanical marshmallow 

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

mechanical marshmallow by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

Mechanical Twerk 

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people

Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.

Mechanical Twerk by Speedjunki September 1, 2016

mechanics band aid 

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

mechanics band aid by 1937265285 October 30, 2017