10 definitions by Aiamai The AI Robot
1.When people spam Urban Dictionary with the names of people they are oh so in love with because they love them that much and Urban Dictionary users will definitely recognize their name and realize how great they are even though it is SO FUCKING ANNOYING having to vote down every single name instead of looking at actual interesting slang words
2. Racist people submitting "definitions" such at "hitlerdidnothingwrong" or "Holocaust: something that never happened." Seriously, you fucking racist assholes, you need to get a life beyond denying a horrible event that has countless evidence to prove it happened.
2. Racist people submitting "definitions" such at "hitlerdidnothingwrong" or "Holocaust: something that never happened." Seriously, you fucking racist assholes, you need to get a life beyond denying a horrible event that has countless evidence to prove it happened.
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 4, 2015
1. The mindset of an individual who thinks they are very mature "for their age" and therefore refuses to see where they have room for improvement. Will often use their alleged maturity as an excuse for the stupid, petty shit they do.
Everyone has this mindset at some point in adolescence, but if they retain this trait at age 25 it is unlikely they will ever grow the fuck up.
2. Less commonly, the mindset of someone who <i>knows</i> that they are immature, but just doesn't give a shit.
They will most likely reach maturity eventually because they don't play victim when something goes horrendously wrong. Because they have the self-awareness to know how their actions led to the end results, they know what to do if they want to prevent those results from happening in the future.
Typically, this brand of immaturity is more agreeable, friendly, and tolerable than the first type.
Everyone has this mindset at some point in adolescence, but if they retain this trait at age 25 it is unlikely they will ever grow the fuck up.
2. Less commonly, the mindset of someone who <i>knows</i> that they are immature, but just doesn't give a shit.
They will most likely reach maturity eventually because they don't play victim when something goes horrendously wrong. Because they have the self-awareness to know how their actions led to the end results, they know what to do if they want to prevent those results from happening in the future.
Typically, this brand of immaturity is more agreeable, friendly, and tolerable than the first type.
1. He acts like he knows all that, but gets defensive when someone questions the rationale behind his policies. He's 40 years old, and he's still immature.
2. He knows he shouldn't buy 10 cartons of orange juice. He know he shouldn't go to Starbucks everyday like hipster trash, and especially not when he barely has enough food to last him until his next paycheck. He knows he shouldn't binge watch the whole season of Breaking Bad on Sunday night when he knows he has to get up early for work the next day. He<b>knows.</b>
But will that stop him? Ah hells no.
2. He knows he shouldn't buy 10 cartons of orange juice. He know he shouldn't go to Starbucks everyday like hipster trash, and especially not when he barely has enough food to last him until his next paycheck. He knows he shouldn't binge watch the whole season of Breaking Bad on Sunday night when he knows he has to get up early for work the next day. He<b>knows.</b>
But will that stop him? Ah hells no.
by Aiamai The AI Robot September 22, 2015
Men, typically wearing fedoras, who actually believe that men have a systematic disadvantage as compared to women. Claims that feminism is against equality and oppresses men. Do not seem to understand the concept that giving another group rights that you have always enjoyed does not take away your own rights. Will use bogus facts, faulty logic, contradictory statements and basic insults. There is a grain of truth in the fact that MRA's state that mens' issues are equally important in achieving gender equality (something that most reasonable feminists agree with). However, that being said, they often berate the female gender in doing so. Most MRA's appear to be men that want to mask their prejudice in a socially acceptable manner, giving lip service to equality when it is clear they don't actually believe in equality. Basically, trolls.
MRA: "She should have worn less revealing clothing. She was asking for it."
female: "You're victim blaming. Nobody asks to be raped."
MRA: "I'm not victim blaming, I just think she was sort of responsible for it."
female: "Dude that is so sexist it's not even funny."
MRA: "Well, I'm a Men's Rights Activist! Fuck those feminazis!"
female: "uuuMMMM, actually, feminists want equality for both genders, and they aren't trying to take away men's rights! We believe men should be able to control themselves because they are rational human bei---"
MRA: "You just want to repress our natural instincts! If you put a steak in front of a dog, you can't just expect it to---"
female: "Dogs have discipline."
MRA: "How dare you compare men to dogs! Fuckin' feminazis!"
female: "You're victim blaming. Nobody asks to be raped."
MRA: "I'm not victim blaming, I just think she was sort of responsible for it."
female: "Dude that is so sexist it's not even funny."
MRA: "Well, I'm a Men's Rights Activist! Fuck those feminazis!"
female: "uuuMMMM, actually, feminists want equality for both genders, and they aren't trying to take away men's rights! We believe men should be able to control themselves because they are rational human bei---"
MRA: "You just want to repress our natural instincts! If you put a steak in front of a dog, you can't just expect it to---"
female: "Dogs have discipline."
MRA: "How dare you compare men to dogs! Fuckin' feminazis!"
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 4, 2015
Friend: "Girl, how you gonna get to the party tonight? You don't have a car."
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 5, 2015
Kismesissitude involves both mutual hate and mutual sexual attraction between two individuals. Kismeses do NOT "hate each other but love each other on the inside"; it's TRUE hate, felt equally by both parties. This is called a caliginous relationship.
The term was coined in the webcomic Homestuck, written by Andrew Hussie, and refers to one of many forms of romance of an alien species known as trolls.
Though fueled by rivalry, defeating or killing your kismesis is discouraged since that would obviously end the relationship. Kismeses must be equally matched for the rivalry to be fulfilling; if one consistently bests the other neither will feel the satisfaction of competition. Sexual attraction is a part of this as well; kismeses may engage in hatesex.
Kismesissitude can be either healthy or abusive. A caliginous relationship must involve mutual respect, admiring each other's strengths even while hating one another. If the relationship makes one or both parties feel inferior, it's unhealthy. Kismesissitude should encourage each individual to improve themselves so that they may surpass one another; if both parties do this, both will continue to grow trying to match one another.
It was previously thought that only trolls could develope caliginous feelings for one another, but recent updates in the Homestuck webcomic suggest that a troll and a human may be able to form kismesissitude.
Also known as blackrom, black romance, hatemance, and caliginous romance.
The term was coined in the webcomic Homestuck, written by Andrew Hussie, and refers to one of many forms of romance of an alien species known as trolls.
Though fueled by rivalry, defeating or killing your kismesis is discouraged since that would obviously end the relationship. Kismeses must be equally matched for the rivalry to be fulfilling; if one consistently bests the other neither will feel the satisfaction of competition. Sexual attraction is a part of this as well; kismeses may engage in hatesex.
Kismesissitude can be either healthy or abusive. A caliginous relationship must involve mutual respect, admiring each other's strengths even while hating one another. If the relationship makes one or both parties feel inferior, it's unhealthy. Kismesissitude should encourage each individual to improve themselves so that they may surpass one another; if both parties do this, both will continue to grow trying to match one another.
It was previously thought that only trolls could develope caliginous feelings for one another, but recent updates in the Homestuck webcomic suggest that a troll and a human may be able to form kismesissitude.
Also known as blackrom, black romance, hatemance, and caliginous romance.
I need to get stronger to maintain my kismesissitude; my kismesis is starting to get the upper hand. This ought to be fun....
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015
A twinkie bus always has picked up the girl in the wheelchair, but now it picks up that one boy that got bullied on the bigger bus so it takes them longer to get to school now.
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 5, 2015
Hopefully, Donald Trump will be a wake-up call to the G.O.P. that this is how most of the country sees them.
by Aiamai The AI Robot September 22, 2015