Matthew

A man with a massive penis

Oh look at Matthew, he’s packing

by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021

Matthew

If you meet a matthew, you are doomed for life

Omg that is a matthew, i am in hell already

by matthew hater September 21, 2022

Matthew

Matthew, where do you being. A Matthew is someone you want to be, you look up to. U want to be half the man he is he is amazing in every way he is a mentor, best friend, partner. He’s the guy that you have been looking for your whole life. He is funny, he can brighten the whole room with one smile. His energy bursts of happiness and is the best energy you have ever seen and felt, it’s warming and amazing. He has the best personality you’ll ever meet in your life, he is the life of the party he brings joy and amazement to every conversation. He is smart. He puts everyone else first before him, he thinks about everyone but him, but he is better than everyone in every way. He is a gentleman at heart and knows how to treat others with respect and kindness. He knows what the importance in life. He is the kid that hypes you up when you aren’t around, he is the kid that will jump into a fight with you to stand bye you. He would take a bullet for you. A Matthew is a all round awesome person and is super handsome. And Matt he is your best friend you couldn’t ask for anyone else he is your brother for life and nothing can break that. If you have a Matthew never let him go because i know I won’t.

There is Matthew

by AreYouKeeeme January 22, 2019

Matthew

A gay prick with no dick

"Matthew....your gay"

by BBoyJC19 March 2, 2017

Matthew

A unique species of fish found only is shallow waters due to their lack of swimming skills. Also tend to be homosexual.

Hey look it's a mating Matthew!

by big baller ryan November 11, 2019

Matthew

A nerd who is killed in among us countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

A pretty nice and fun guy, but a really good boyfriend and is really attractive. Sometimes a player depends on which one.

Damn bitch Matthew dump you for a fucking gay male who is kinda hot. Girl- I’m okay with it but If your attractive to him go for it when he dumps this son of a bitch and swoop him up. Boy-I’ll try just don’t tell anyone I might be gay ass hole.

by Someone to talk about December 17, 2018