Mastercation

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

by RoboNasty July 21, 2009

pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand

How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2004

parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.

Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.

by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009

oral masturbation

to be jerked off with the lips - preferably by a chick with DSL's

"hey baby, come help me with some oral masturbation."

by fallen5t4r September 6, 2007

Masturbation

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

by fubsish June 29, 2010

Masturbation

When playing hackey sack, serving to yourself is commonly known as masturbation. Do it in a full circle of players and they will crown you the circle jerk. #truestory

Travis didn't mind masturbation in his kitchen. He had no one else to play with so #wtf...

by techno_polyglot June 23, 2016

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010