Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards

This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal

by Shasta P. McNasty November 11, 2019

Infatuation Marriage

Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).

They were an infatuation marriage.

by Wordsmithyall February 7, 2019

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic

The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.

by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021

Marriage muscle

(Noun) The penis.

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

Marriage Orgy

When you get married with alot of people at the same time and then divorce them

Charlie: Wow! I went to a marriage orgy and now I have 4 ex-partners!

by yowchi August 2, 2021

Marriage hopping

When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.

Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022