margin magic

To doctor the margins of a word document so as to meet the minimum page requirements for a class assignment without actually coming up with additional material.

Jon: "How's that paper coming, Bill?"

Bill: "It's done, thanks to a little margin magic. I only had to increase the side margins by .1 inches!"

Jon: "That's dope."

by Mike Littisore March 1, 2010

magic sex

after having sex a woman leaves immediately, as if she disappears.

i picked that smut up from the club and had magic sex.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.

by NyAg4Femmes March 4, 2008

magic poo

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.

Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.

by Charlie G September 11, 2003

magenta

a word describing an ADD like feeling. you feel angsty, sad, happy, confused, anxious, all at once.

"i feel so magenta today, i don't know what to do."

by krystalmeth March 29, 2009

Black Mage

1.)Black Mage (blak-mayj) n: The epitome of awsomness.
2.)The most destructive force in existence.
3.)Not always entirely evil.
4.)Weilder of the almighty level 9 spell "Hadoken" also known to be substituted with "Fighter-doken".
5.)An untapped nexus of power that would allow for the ability to bend they very cosmos to one's will, that is also not completely hideous.
6.)One who has more doomsday spells than one knows what to do with, wait... yes one does!
7.)Me.
8.)One who, at LV99, is industructible and nukes everything in his path.
9.)One who has an innate hate of stupid, cocky, and or scamming people.
10.)One who likes pie, especcially evil pie.
11.)The highest compliment one can recieve
12.)One who believes staff-chucks don't work and hates thieves.
13.)One with an awsome hat that should never be removed at the risk of the life and sanity to all who gazeth upon what lay underneath.

1."That Black Mage is really flippin' awsome!"
2."I bet Black Mage could destroy the universe!"
3."Black Mage isn't THAT evil..."
4."Die sucka! HADOKEN!!!"
5."Black Mage isn't completely hideous! Why he can bend the very cosmos to his will!"
6."Heh, heh, I think I know what I'll do with my 49th doomsday spell know.."
7."I'm a Black Mage yo!"
8."You cannot possible kill me! I'm a LV99 Black Mage!
9."I hate you Fighter, I really do..."
10."Pie? Oh please... Wait, EVIL PIE?! YAYYYYY!!!!"
11."You're a real Black Mage." "Really? THANK YOU MAN!!!"
12."I hate you Thief, and staff-chucks are a stupid idea!"
13."What happened to him?" "Oh, he just gazeth upon what lay underneath my awsome hat." "Dang!"

by LV99_Black_Mage October 1, 2006

Black Mage

CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet

Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

Magic Carpet

One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.

Conversation of a Typical Indian Family

Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!

Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!

by Anusman2009 October 7, 2009