loafportal

A very recent term which was cleverly coined for the rectal orifice.

I would love to hit Ann Coulter in the loafportal as long as she never posessed a male appendage.

by rev. ray December 11, 2009

meat loafin'

when a woman wears a mini skirt and her ass hangs out a little too much or when she isn't wearin panties she's performing an " open faced meat loaf"

"man, check that shit out.... she's meat loafin'!"

by roger bisvoww October 11, 2007

Beast-a-loaf

The fat chick with an ugly face combo platter

Holy crap...look at that Beast-a-loaf grazing over yonder!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 31, 2006

home loaf

plural of home slice; meaning posse or group of friends.

going out to the bars with my home loaf tonight, wanna come?

by kid b esq. August 10, 2008

steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

loaften

1. being lazy
2. synonym to chillen, only used in this context if your not really doing anything exciting
3. after you burn that 'i'm too lazy to move my body' feeling

( texting )
friend #1: 'hey what's up !'
friend #2: 'nothing just loaften with sam and kayla. any parties going on tonite?'
friend #1: 'yeah there's a house party going on ! txt you the detz'

by ikwia June 23, 2009