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Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual
by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009
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limp dick

A slang term for going "cold turkey".
He totally went "limp dick".
by thaboobywatcher January 9, 2011
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Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...
Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape
by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011
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limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways
Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!
by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015
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tapping tip to getting limp

sexual intercourse or having sex so much that the girl or man can’t walk straight
Yo my friend was at this guys house and she was tapping tip to getting limp!!!
by Honeymoney* November 25, 2017
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limp biscuit

What someone looks like when their limbs go limp/numb and they snort when laughing.
by lesbiana dykington March 7, 2019
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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009
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