Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

lego

Something that might murder you and everyone you know and love.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT MURDEROUS, DEVILISH, BLOODTHIRSTY LEGO!!

by I am god you are not god December 5, 2019

Lego

This is an extremely small building block which is used in many ways Sexual actions

For example Mo, head of Dnt likes to put Lego up his ass and inside of his friend Hard Abz in late night intervention and Friday night bbqsMi gente

by Legoismyego December 11, 2019

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

Lego

The action of two people with breasts standing face to face and pushing their breasts together in a manner they fit together like legos. Simplified a scissoring of titties.

"if you two ladies Lego you get into the club free.

by Heavensmouth May 7, 2019

Lego

Blocks of colour that are used by teenagers to create insulting structures of their dreams

Hey look! A teenager! Must like lego

by Catnonymous May 20, 2019

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019