Lassoed

The act of getting forcefully stolen away from your buds by the wife, generally because she holds the power.

He said he was coming and afk'd, I guess he got lassoed by his lass.

by george st khan April 27, 2021

gavin lawson

a ugly donkey fucking twat. one hu likes to rape pigs. he also loves anal sex with dan clark.

ohh dan poke it in again

by ? May 7, 2003

lassonde

An exclamattion for anything wrong in the world; used as a dorgotory term meaning generally bad; commonly preceded by fuck

I hear she didn't give you head?
Yeah man fucking lassonde

by Applesorangestopears August 28, 2017

Larson

An inbred black, white supremacist. who can't read or write. With fat diabetes fingers. Also never developed the proper neck muscles to keep his head from wobbling while running.

Look at that stupid Larson over there. His momma is aunt jemima, and dad is uncle Ben.

by Cuoth July 25, 2017

Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.

Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.

by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012

Pink Lasso

Superhero alter ego of Cousin Tex. Retired and lives in hiding. Worked with Harryman and Masked Marvel Jr..

The Pink Lasso loved fighting crime.

by Will April 22, 2005

connor lawson

a gay men who has a small penis

he must be connor lawson.

by song hun bing October 26, 2016