booty lasagna

booty lasagna : licking the crevices of a bloody asshole while watching "Garfield The Tale Of Two Kittens" .

"bro I had the best time last night , me and my boo thang had intimate booty lasagna , so romantic !"

by secret crack whores169 March 29, 2021

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

Dirty Lasagna

Used as an expression when you and your Hot flatmate share a dinner, smash back a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Emily had a dirty lasagna last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 5, 2021

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

Coke Lasagna

A coke-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna.

I made coke lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021