Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke
by Kumalala Chesta June 8, 2022
Get the Lancemug. When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it
by i8oneb4u November 22, 2023
Get the runningfree lancemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////mug. by hahahahahpenishelloman February 2, 2024
Get the Lance Blakeneymug. When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
Get the Dancing Lancemug. Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back
by Arron17 November 24, 2016
Get the Lancemug. A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger
I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018
Get the lance larockmug.