Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.

Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.

by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011

Lancelot

Lancelot > Mancelot > Manslut

A man who acts like a slut.

He's down in the pub acting a righteous
sir Lancelot.

by Mr. Soul August 25, 2008

Lance

Noun, adjective.
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Derived from Lance Bass after his coming out of the closet.

See faggot

"Dude, stop touching my ballz, that's totally Lance!"
"Hey, Lance, you still slurping jizz?"
"That's about the most Lance thing I've ever seen."
"Yeah, I love men. Yeah, I'm Lance. Wanna fight about it?"

by Travis McLennan September 2, 2006

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

lainchan

An imageboard full of wannabe hackers.

A: What imageboard do you use?
B: Lainchan.

by Gandalf The Badass Wizard May 16, 2017

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob August 31, 2008

Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

by i love lance August 21, 2005