Kiwi

A person who comes from New Zealand

Kaines a kiwi.

by Bush Ranga March 4, 2015

Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

Kiwi

Basically when the nutsack is very hairy

I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi

by Munch709 February 2, 2017

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun

Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"

by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017

Kiwi

life

"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"

"oh my god u have no kiwi"

by pruh101 April 6, 2017

kiwie

Kiwie is the cutest internet friend in the world and she is an angel💖

Kiwie is so adorable I'm gonna die!

by Fizzyweed April 25, 2017