Flying Kipper

A large shipment of fish.

I have to take a Flying Kipper over tomorrow

by Henry The Green Engine January 1, 2024

lil kippfan

Lil kippfan, is a fan of one of our teachers at school, kipp. (if that wasn't obvious enough). "Lil kippfan" can be used both ways, positive and negative. It is mostly considered to be negative, though.

FYI: Kipp is a cruel, mean, and sadistic teacher at our school. She emails our parents in a cruel way if we don't finish our homework. Kipp is also just generally mean for no reason at all.

Positive: "Great job, lil kippfan!"
Negative: "FUCK YOU, LIL KIPPFAN!"

by terra_7382 October 31, 2024

2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by anonymous February 13, 2025

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Flick the kipper

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.

Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.

by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016

Done like a kipper

The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.

*wins gun fight*
“Fucking hell u got done like a kipper”

by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020