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Scorpion King Syndrome

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.

SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.

The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.
"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."

See: The Mummy Returns
by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008
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condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.
person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011
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Stacey King

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.
Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"
by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017
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Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe
Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.
by goblin_king June 12, 2017
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Bumscardian King

Known famously as the "Barbarian King" in clash of clans. He is known for destroying his opponents by just glancing at their eye.
Bro my Bumscardian King is destroying this base right now!
by onate January 18, 2019
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The King Edmund School

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The King Edmund School meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”
by Year 11 from kes April 21, 2019
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