kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front

It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket

by Gadeade January 22, 2018

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 20, 2022

Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good

I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow

by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 06, 2015

Barbeque my kangaroo

Suck my dick

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE

by Woahorate July 12, 2019

Banana Kangaroo

A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.

Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.

by Kobrakys September 30, 2019

Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.

"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."

by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021