Junior Ski Trip

A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It

Junior Ski Trip:

Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.

by TheDJMB January 6, 2010

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Junior Behavior

Aberrant behavior displayed by criminal athletes, many of whom are juniors or have produced a junior.

He displayed some true junior behavior when he did all that cocaine.

by Doodleoogle May 22, 2018

juniorbater

A guy who strokes himself without coming.

That juniorbater can’t even get himself off

by J-niner October 2, 2019

Junior Clinic

ETSBOA, also known as Junior Clinic, is basically advanced band. You have to audition to get in. Part of the requirements for auditioning is that you must know your C,F, Ab, Bb, and Eb scales

I didn't make it in Junior Clinic this year, but I will try harder next year!

by Avi200 November 27, 2019

Junior Cert

The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.

"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.

"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.

by sebstanlover06 October 5, 2021

Junior College

Code-word for women that work at the "strip club," or women that are "daycare workers," (another code-word) junior college is a metaphor for women who are openly available to a man to indulge his sexual desires with. This is usually a transactional arrangement, with the rationalization that pursing this option is better than being frustrated in a relationship or marriage - where the man is fulfilling his traditional duties (protector, provider, provisioner), but the woman is not (particularly in the sexual intimacy department).

This term has been made popular by YouTuber Coach Greg Adams, who also runs several YouTube channels including: The Notorious CGA, CoachGregAdams, CGA GotGame, Ask CoachGregAdams, CGA Reacts, and Free Agent Lifestyle.

Tyrek: Man, my girl blue-balled me again last night. I pay all my bills AND her bills, but every night she makes some excuse to not have sex.

Marcus: Dude, maybe it's time we visit the junior college. If you doin what you supposed to and she aint, dump that b**** and spend that savings on some books!

Tyrek: Junior college it is!

by Mister Bacon May 26, 2023