Kim Jong un

Big smoke, if he's Asian.

Kim jong un: ill have two number 9s, a number 45 with a cheese and extra dip. I'll be the one and only unrivalled fat person in entire N-Korea. (maniacal dictator laugh)

by Saitama 777 December 3, 2020

Kim Jong Un

1. Some fat fuck cunt that rules an entire country and manages to be the only fat bastard in an entire country
2. A person with a micro penis

The mf kim jong un definatly packing a chode

by SadCat316 July 17, 2022

JANGO

When a man is getting "head" and is about to ejaculate he forces the head giver's face balls deep and makes the head giver gag. If no gag occurs then it is an attempted jango.

I jango'd the shit out of that bitch

by Capitan Jango April 3, 2010

jong

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.

DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.

by stereotypical May 9, 2008

jing jong

a woman's vagina, aka va-jing jong.

My girlfriend just called to say that she was getting her jing jong waxed.

by DJ Frustration May 9, 2006

Kim Jong-awesome

adj. something so awesome that the word awesome doesn't suffice. The superior awesome, the great awesome, if you will. An awesome so awesome it can be related to the great leader. We will re-educate you if you disagree.

Caitlin: Were you at that party last weekend?
Andrew: Yeah! It was Kim Jong-awesome!

by J.love March 2, 2008

jongos

breasts, particularly those of considerable mass.

wow, check out the jongos on that one!

by jubbly June 16, 2003