jonah

a guy who's hot and loyal

he's such a Jonah

by jonah marais is beautiful December 1, 2019

Jonah

A Jonah is a nutcase of a person with a dirty mind and a crazy personality. He’ll say the most random shit and will always make you smile. Jonahs will keep you up all night and always be free for a midnight convo, that will leave you in hysterics. He has lots of friends but a smaller friendship group that adore him and will do the weirdest thing ever with him. If you have a Jonah you are very lucky

Friend: I’m so tired I was on my phone TIL 3am last night

Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.

Other friend: Jonah

by 1234 England April 11, 2020

Jonaliza

Jonaliza is trustworthy,has a kind heart, a supportive friend. She can't even say no to friends. Jonaliza isn't afraid of improving her skills through diligent constant practice. She is a person that you can count on but if you messed up with her, you'll lose her. So take good care of her.

Jonaliza a person that you don't want to lose.

by blessly June 8, 2021

Jona-Tart

a personality type that is obsessed with the jonas brothers ie: me. a made up flavour of pop-tarts. just for clarifacation i Taylor Nesseth made this word up and its mine.

"my nickname is pop-tart. omg im a jona-tart. the new flavour of pop-tarts. CRAZY GOOD"!

by Taylor Nesseth October 10, 2008

Jonah

jonah is a cutie, and has a great personality but he can be bipolar at times. he doesn’t have very much confidence and often gives up on himself. he’s very talented and a funny guy. jonah is someone who you would want as a boyfriend. he’s so caring and kind and always makes you feel better, even if he’s not in the best mood himself. jonah makes friends very easily and often sticks with ones that value his personality. he will crack you up with his amazing dance moves and funny jokes, but will also confuse you at times. but, jonah is overall amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be friends with him.

retard: i dont like Jonah

me: Jonah is the greatest person of all time how could you say that sped.

by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 14, 2019

jonah

A gay bitch that doesn't care about girls feelings. Has a fuck boy style and vapes and smokes weed on instagram and snap chat just to look cool. Hates all of his family even his dog too

Mom- how are you doing honey
Jonah- fuck off u dumb whore

by pu$$y killa 42o May 19, 2018

Jonah

These are things you can recognize a Jonah by:
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.

- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry

"That unhealthy blonde looking piece of trash actually has a great sense of humor, that's Jonah"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"

by BatroniekBochtwerper February 18, 2018