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John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.
Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"
by John buttface May 30, 2018
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John

John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
by Jenny2018 September 23, 2018
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John

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world
He is John
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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John

A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
by Sapsucker February 4, 2019
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john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)
by you are a john July 27, 2020
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John

A Greek word that means giving a blow job.
by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019
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John

This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.

John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.

After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.

John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
Anyone: I have to use the John

John: "Please stop referring to me as a toilet."
by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019
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