johnangelo

what a beast, well… he was

until he decided to go against the advice of his sensei and cut his luscious locks, the ones that imbue him with immortal life and sexual appeal to all those who come across him

johnangelo is a beast, #crying

by cuntycuntcunt69 December 16, 2022

johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily

"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"

by Naur1 December 24, 2022

Johnathan M.

A very black person who doesn’t care about nobody they him/her self

Johnathan M. Doesn’t even care about me

by J..berryyy January 13, 2023

johnabombv4

some random guy with the hood of heroes idk

WOAH LOOK ITS JOHNABOMBV4 THE FUNNY HOODED HERO GUY 😱

by Roasted_Miner March 18, 2023

JohArk

Johark is a Canadian YouTuber who makes unnecessarily loud YouTube videos, their content revolves around random videos and a recently canceled Minecraft SMP named Planet J'ark, His content usually revolves around their friend group, which includes: Slovakxolotl, Yevnilc, and sometimes a few others

Yevnilc: "Johark still hasn't made Planet J'ark episode 6"
Slovakxolotl: "Didn't he start that 4 months ago?"
Johark: "I finally made Planet J'ark Episode 6, but now the series is cancelled"

by Johark More like... March 20, 2023

Johnai

Johnai is a sweetie innocent girl who likes to suc dick & watch tv with her boyfriend

“ Johnai is a bop “

by Blopdinetics April 6, 2023

Johnathan

A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock

Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn

by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023