When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
by the world famous L November 18, 2010
Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this
I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face
by gorilla humper November 29, 2013
the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.
by nightman10 May 12, 2011
When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 04, 2011
by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload
What.... all over your computer?
Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
What.... all over your computer?
Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
by Jaye Bombed August 09, 2010
by CheckCheck0725 January 18, 2016