pre-jizz

pre-ejaculation fluid.

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it

by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

Jizz Bead

Spunk, Jizzum, pearl necklace

I whipped it out and strung a Jizz bead on her neck...Awesome!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

Jizz Pocket

A vagina

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!

by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016

Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.

Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”

by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'

After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me

by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010