A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.
Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch
by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019
by Thomas360 October 20, 2024
The worst film of times but it has Adam Sandler. Who doesn't love Adam Sandler. I feel sorry for you if you got tickets to the movie theater to watch Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
by Yick the Tick April 20, 2020
Oi bruv get some of them jack and Jill’s me and the boys are going raving
Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging
Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging
by AnusSplitter November 07, 2019
Jack and Jill went up a hill
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
by Gustetas November 08, 2019
Jill Bond- A beautiful person inside and out. Weird, hilarious, smart and everyone wants to be around her. Best mother in so many ways. (Anybody that has a Jill Bond in their life is super lucky) - Warrior! Trooper! and so admirable :) 😘
by KelEve July 19, 2023
by GoodtimeJill August 03, 2023