jewish breadcutter 

Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.

Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"

jewish breadcutter by Mike polawski October 20, 2009

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

Jewish Sports Car by Kurt March 22, 2005

Jewish Kung-Fu 

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

Jewish Kung-Fu by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

Jewish Republican 

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

Jewish Republican by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.

Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.

jewish tuxedo by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011

jewish navel 

Cum in someone's nose and it shoots out the other nostril

Last night I gave Maddy a Jewish navel

jewish navel by amoreno14 November 11, 2014

jewish jose 

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

jewish jose by Hang hing November 13, 2016