Jermine

Hot chick from somewhere.

Oh dudeeee, have you seen Jermine?

by Greatwithfingers June 15, 2011

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

circle jerking

a term used to say someone jerks off another man, to call them gay

jon and anthony are in the kitchen circle jerking

by Fat jake and the overeaters September 4, 2003

jerdine

synonymous with having your cake and eating it too.

Wow.. he bought you diamonds!!!.. You must have really jerdine'd him.

by onecyrenus December 27, 2006

Jerkin' Jacks

A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.

A jerkin' jack is simply a standard jumping jack with the exception of one hand being devoted to masturbating.

5 minutes of jerkin' jacks burns approximately 1300 calories

Kent: What do you do to put off the weight, joe?
Chris: And jerkin' off doesnt count
joe: it does too, i do Jerkin' Jacks.

by Man Balls May 2, 2007

jering

(verb) a word used when a person is texting obnoxiously.

Jer me later.

He won't stop jering me!

by sammalander December 23, 2009

meat jerking

jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt

Johnny said he couldnt come to the party beacuase he had to do some serious meat jerking

by john making August 17, 2006