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Jais

A move where you steal a girl from a friend who was interested in her, without even knowing he was interested.

Also a very rare Danish name given by hippie parents to kids they want to be special snowflakes.
Person 1: "Wait, why is Frank together with Lisa? I thought you were working on her?"
Person 2: "I was, but then he swooped in and pulled a Jais on me. I can't believe he didn't realize I liked her."

Person 1: "Your name is Jais? Where is that from?"
Person 2: "It was either that or Starlight McNiceness."
by EdixoNori July 2, 2018
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oprah's va jay jay

N. Term coined by Oprah herself on her show but made famous by Joel McHale on "The Soup." Refers to the slang term Oprah uses for her own genitalia. The term can be used to refer to the ballsiness of female executives, or to Oprah's actual vagina.
Synonyms: "Mingey" (as seen on the classic episode of South Park called "A Million Little Fibers" which parodied Oprah's crotch and ass.)
1. Jen: "You think you can make partner at your law firm, Shakronda?"
Shakronda: "Hell, yes ... my brilliant briefs and my Oprah's va jay jay will take me right to the top!"

2. Oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) "My va jay jay is painin' !! "
by Skip O'Potamus November 17, 2007
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ba-jay-jay

A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."
by Simian Pachyderm April 7, 2010
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Jai

He is a gay that typacly does not love anybody and is always jerking off to hentai usualy sucks his uncles dick.
I fucked jai
by Im jai and im gay also May 25, 2019
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Jay

A dog that is bossed around, but obeys like he should, but the poor guy has seen some shit. He's kind, stupid, and funny, but deep down sensitive. He likes to also hang around lesbians.
"damn jay, you tryna get some."
by thispersondoesntknownun April 22, 2019
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Jai

Jai is gay. He never understand that he smells. Terrible at fighting the only thing he does is grab people's dicks
Jai is gay

Don't get touched by the gay jai

His smell is so bad "BBC"
by Meowcatpussy April 23, 2018
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Jay

by Gshgh February 20, 2020
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