Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.
"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.
by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020
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A retarded hoe who likes freshman and says “bbRroTtHeeeEErrrR “ also known as GAYSON and is into females who are younger than him because hes a pedophile who cant get a girlfriend his age . Also he cant read unless is about fortnite
jason is out of there
by nunnayabidnessho October 15, 2019
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He is sweet and kind but he doesn’t know I exist. Besides that, he is the best guy I have ever met.
Jason, I wish I could talk to you.
by Rad Sis July 01, 2018
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This specifically refers to a Jason M.

Charismatic, charming, handsome, seemingly gentle, funny, wildly intelligent and speaks multiple languages.

His ability to mirror others and create rapport at first appears to be an admirable trait. He comes across as kind, generous, humble; an under-appreciated gem of mankind. Depending on your level of awareness, you will quickly fall for him.

Ladies, please do not be fooled. This man is MASTER manipulator. He has an incredible talent of feigning genuine emotion. Nothing about him is genuine besides the fact that he gets off by “pulling one over” on others.

Impulsive, addicted to adrenaline, successful and appears to be calm most of the time. He will use every card he has against you-most of the time his strategy is so smooth that you won’t even be aware of the game you’re unwillingly playing.

Possible sex addict. Possible drug addict. He’s dangerous and if you have come across this and have any doubts, RUN, do not walk, away. This is especially fitting if you live stateside. There’s
by Alphabeee March 07, 2020
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a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.
Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up
by bal3r July 15, 2019
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I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people
Jason stabbed with a woodchip
by UnkyirishDefault November 28, 2018
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An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing
by Uh090909 October 18, 2020
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