Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank kidz

A lit group chat of the coolest family like ever

JANK KIDZ 4 LIFE!!!

by Tony the cool guy July 9, 2023

JANK

DONT GIVE ME NO SHIT! TROUBLE ,STRIFF

DONT CAUSE ME NO JANK.

DONT CAUSE ME NO JANK TODAY.

by AlertDeavowet71 August 23, 2018

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

Jank

To finesse or to be finessed

"Damn that dude tried to jank me"

by Imtheshxt July 5, 2021

jank

like dank, encept danker

Wow that weed is super jank

by alease_14 April 19, 2018

Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.

"I can't believe you Janked last night!"

by AutoHCF February 19, 2022