Jackleg

A lazy man-child who weaponizes (feigned) incompetence to get out of doing his work.

Would you believe that fucking jackleg says he "doesn't know" how to empty his own wastebasket?

by two_writers_one_keyboard June 9, 2022

flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.

"who takes the grenade this time?"

"Kevin hes the flak jacket man."

by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010

sweatshirt jacketed

The act of wearing ones sweatshirt/hoodie/zip-hoodie under a jacket in order to stay warm.

Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!

by cmacdeff December 1, 2010

Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

by Linkypops January 11, 2012

frat jacket

the invulnerability to cold that one acquires following the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages. Similar to a regular jacket, but with optional clothing.

It was cold out last night and I wasn't wearing a shirt. Luckily, I was about 13 beers into a frat jacket and didn't feel a thing.

by A Curious Dinosaur December 31, 2013

lip jacket

a moustache

He's got a very nice lip jacket goin' on.

by Grubbyandjody June 24, 2015

penis jacket

actually a fleshlight

Person 1: Can I buy your finest penis jacket?
Person 2: Please leave.

by Y2KX June 25, 2016