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Jabberjaw

An individual at any social gathering who, typically due to being under the influence of a controlled stimulant (ie: cocaine, amphetamine, adderall, etc.), absolutely refuses to stop talking, interrupting others, or any other general form of jabbering.
"Oh no, everyone duck, I'm pretty sure that fucking Jabberjaw is zeroing in on us."

(Especially at the local bar.)
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 3, 2017
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Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.
Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.
by Great-Chief Highlander May 2, 2010
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Hand-Jabba The Hut

A big, dirty, bitch that likes to give handjobs.
I heard that girl be Hand-Jabba The Hut.
by MaseTheMajestic June 17, 2018
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Jabber

One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.

Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.
There's something about her boyfriend I don't like. He seems like a bit of a jabber.
by Dude Man December 29, 2004
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jabbawockies

to rhythmical dance with a group of your closest friends.

A hip-hop dance group out of Cali.
They are totally Jabbawockies!
by Atul Nair March 28, 2008
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jabbing

1.the art of hitting on a woman will mild complements and flirtatious words. keeping it short and sweet. never giving her the feeling that she is being hit on, because she's getting jabbed ;)

2. small punches that do little to no harm, but gets the job done in a boxing match.

3.to get a feel for a woman's personality by asking her simple questions and giving her a clever response to her answer. bitches love when you listen.

4. Very short intellectual words, phrases or jokes that leave little to no room for female to think. therefore melting her brain and controlling her every thought. bitches loved being controlled.
1.Chonie_26 "hey man did you get that girls number"

RHett_69 "yup" i was jabbin her all night and she gave it up"
2. Oneal_45 "hey lets go jabbing tonight"
3. george_22 "i jab all day errrday"
4. mike_jones" hey lets go hit on some chicks tonight"

Paul_wall " no mike i do not hit on girls, its too cliche, lets go jabbing"

5. Brett27 " ive been jabbing this chick all semester and she still wont fuck me.

6.jason_99 "i have a girlfriend, doesnt mean i cant jab other girls ;)"

7. Nicker_bokers33 " hey man i don appreciate you jabbing my girlfriend.
by C_Money27 January 12, 2014
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poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.
by cjames May 11, 2006
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