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Instagram

A place that steals memes from reddit and has more photoshop than a picture store.
Instagramer: Hey look at this meme
Redditor: Seen it.
by hatlack April 18, 2020
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instagram acquaintance

Someone you never met in real life but you talk to them online when you're bored
oh! she's just an instagram acquaintance but damn hypes me up more than my own boyfriend
by Pikuismylove August 6, 2020
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Instagram

a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.
someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch
by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021
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Instagram models

Literally the only thing getting me through this year.

Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Me: Check out the latest pics from my favorite Instagram models. They're so hot!
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.

If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 27, 2017
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instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.
Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.
by raymo03 August 2, 2007
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instagram crush

A crush u have on someone only on Instagram and not in person
Hey did u see Jenny on Instagram yeah she's hot in there but in person she's ugly she's only hot in pictures so she's my Instagram crush
by Bubblebutt69 May 21, 2016
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Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.
What a instadamn your photo was!
by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014
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