Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.

"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."

by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016

Incest

Borat's sister.

Incest= Borat's sister

Borat:"here is my sister"
*Proceeds to eat out her face*
Borat:"she is no.4 prostitute in whole of kazakhstan.Niicee"

by EvanTheAryen November 18, 2020

Incest

I mean, I thought you weren't at laws yet...

Hym "I mean, the retard is a dependent and doesn't own himself. But as far incest is concerned, neither divine commandment nor self-ownership provide a reason for why it's wrong but they don't need to for one to be better than the other. And, of course, if you OMMIT THE INHERENT DRAWBACK of incest, it's harder to argue for it's wrongness. It's not any different than asking why is murder wrong if you're immortal (Tautology is appealing to the dictionary you fucking retard you just said not 10 minutes ago that if you appeal to the dictionary you lose automatically! Jewluminati Destiny?). The difference is the inherent drawback isn't baked in to one of the axioms of the philosophy you're debating. Self-ownership (on the otherhand) DOES provide a consistent basis for why things like slavery and prohibition and murder and rape are wrong. Christian populism (predicated on divine commandment) does not. Self-ownership does not need to be a perfect, all-encompassing axiom for it to provide the resolution for a greater sum-total of moral dilemmas than Christian populism. Which it does. I just demonstrated it. Neither can explain why incest and non-intervention in a suicide are wrong. Only one provides an explanation for why slavery, rape, murder, prohibition. And that's BEFORE law. Usually when you bring up rape to an apologist they cite the passage from the bible that says they have to follow the law. Slavery is condoned. Everything is prohibited."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

Chester Incester

A person who preys upon young children within their own family for sexual gratification purposes

"My uncle preyed on my sister when we were younger. He is a total Chester Incester."

by Heavenlysinner420 September 28, 2024

Acausal Incest

Acausal incest is, acausal (basically metaphysical), multi-dimensional sexual intercourse between two relatives not simultaneously existing in one reality.

Veronika: i'd fuck my nonexistent brother in the acausal
Dzheyms: that's acausal incest bro

by Sinistrous Rape 333 June 17, 2020