by Light Joker April 06, 2005
Can-Coon (can`cun) n., 1. A person of African American decsent who scavenges scrap metal for financial gain. 2. Black person/ urban democrat that collects discarded aluminum cans.
by Dan Naga February 13, 2011
1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
by Kadafi September 10, 2005
Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.
Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
by PythonSNICKERS January 06, 2019
by Sabal Laiwalayam July 16, 2010
by BigChodus September 13, 2019
Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
by BlitzKreiug November 19, 2019