devils taint

Hotter than any other thing
Big B. (man it must be 100 degrees outside today)
Chris (yeah its hotter than the Devils Taint)
by cak 420 February 24, 2010
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taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 06, 2013
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Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.
Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 05, 2011
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taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!
by totesmehgotes February 08, 2015
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slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.
by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009
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Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.


Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 16, 2009
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jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 02, 2010
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