Impeetent

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.

I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011

Impelaparative

When you are laughing so hard you cry, or you look at the sun reflecting off the snow and your eyes start watering.

She was becoming impelaparative over the inside joke.

by NINJADRAGON24 October 19, 2011

Impeccable Sports

Impeccable Sports is an oxymoron and the name of a popular sports gossip blog.

Yo did you see Michele Beadle and that porn star on Impeccable Sports?

by impeccablesports November 4, 2011

impech

- an alternate spelling for the word "impeach", typically used by those of British origin

"Jim had a strong desire to impech the leader of his group, but no one understood his woes."

by A Loving Member of Society November 17, 2013

imperfvecticious

Liking a word for how it sounds and not what it means.

I like the word etcetera, it is a very imperfvecticious word.

by Kiloskivah July 23, 2015

Imperial industries

Imperial industries. The shittiest place to work. Your boss is probably high, or still staggering from his night out at the bar. If you work here you are probably an alcoholic. People go here when there is no other option. This place is a dump. You won't make a living working here. You're probably a scum. This place sucks. Full of shitty welders, drug dealers and felons.

Congratulations! You got a job at imperial industries, you're going nowhere in life!

by Jacksparrow10139 June 21, 2016

Imperfulous

Being angry for no apparent reason

"Why is Sarah so mad?"
"Oh, she's on the rag and a bit imperfulous at the moment"

by P51Sal December 9, 2016