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illinois kiss

When a FIB (Fucking Illinois Bastard) taps both the car in front and behind in a parallel parking maneuver.
That FIB asshole illinois kissed my saturn.
by moober914 July 15, 2011
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Illiad

Aj is an illiad.
by meekoopuchu November 22, 2011
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Ottawa, Illinois

A town that doesn’t deserve an urban dictionary definition but whatever. Famous for poisoning women with radium, weed in happy meals and a student strike on the removal of the trade’s class at OTHS. Mike Rowe responded to said student strike. About the only time the town was referred to positively.
Mike Rowe referred to Ottawa, Illinois once.
by QuantumPiss May 28, 2018
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illiterate

Being unable to read or write
Almost 999.99% of people on the internet are illiterate
by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007
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Rockford, Illinois

Not alot of things to do, but if u have alot of friends being bored can be fun with them. There is alot of unemployment and alot of drug dealers. Basically alot of crime. The suburbs probally has the lowest crime rate and the westside probally has the most. There is not alot of smart drivers so better look more then one time before crossing the street. Entertaining things to do are:go to the rockford speedway to watch races,go to the waterfront to listen to music and get on rides,go to wingding to go listen to famous bands,go to metrocentre to see whatever is there,or just look for regular things to do. There is alot of marijuana and cocaine. Alot of rednecks,african americans,and mexicans. Some like it some dont but if u live there u learn to deal with it.
by countingmoneyjar June 25, 2009
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ILLITERATABLE

sometimes illiterate just isn't enough to descibe the record-low IQ of one of your fellow friends. Illiteratable was developed for this reason and adds a little extra kick to the overly-used blan illiterate.
BAM!!! You aren't illiterate, you are ILLITERATABLE!...congratulations DUMBASS!!!
by Patrick V. September 6, 2008
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illigitimi non carborundum

Dog Latin for "Don't let the bastards get you down." Not real Latin, like Lorem ipsum. It's even on wikipedia, so I'm surprised it's not on UD.
In the huddle:

Lineman: Who's house? Our house? What time is it? Game time!

3rd string QB: Illigitimi non carborundum!

Other Lineman: What the hell was that? Get out, white trash!
by no molesta! December 29, 2009
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