ipod

A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

by damon666666666 July 28, 2008

ipod

An ipod is a litle MP3 player. Some people that don't have alot of money, or like to hear themselves type, say that it is the most horrible attrocity against man since Nazism. If u like it, buy it, if not, dont.

*ragging maniac* "AHH AN IPOD SUCKZZ AND I DONT LIKE IT AND IT IS CRAPPY AND IT IS NOT (insert product name) !!!11!11"
*myself* Hey, Ipods are cool

by drawrf December 18, 2007

ipod

A small music/video playing device that is useful in everyday life. Although there are cheaper and better MP3 players out there, iPods are not really that bad. The latest generation isn't extremely overpriced and it is pretty cool.

The main flaw is its accessory prices, but it's tough point is the accessory range. There are thousands of accessories for the iPod.

Buying an iPod makes some teens and little kids think that they will be with the "cool kids" after buying ones. This is DEFINETLY not true. It's just a music player with style.

The reason Apple has sold so many iPods is because of its advertising and the looks.

Bob: I bought an iPod! YAY!!!
Cool Kid: Cool. *turns around and goes back to talking with his friends*
Bob: *Waiting for a request to join the cool kids*

Bob: I got an iPod and I love it.
Joe: I have one too, but I would have gotten a Creative Zen if I had thought about it earlier. But I still like my iPod. =)

by One of those people who isn't flaming the iPod. January 6, 2008

Ipod manicure

the act of being neat with your ipod when your done listening to it, as opposed to just shoving it all in your pocked and tangling it up. this includes untangling the headphones straightening out the other end of the headphone that always twists up, and wrapping it around your ipod neatly so it doesn't all buldge in one place
WARNING: this has not been determined gay or not so just to be on the safe side nver attempt this in public or you may be called a faggot or a queer

i like to give my ipod a manicure when im bored to pass the time so that i dont have to untaangle it next time i use it

Fiend: wut u doin?
Me: nothin just givin my ipod a manicure
Friend: really u just did that an hour ago
Me: yeah i know these headphones suck im gettin a zune next time fuck ipods
friend: good idea

ipod manicure

by hendrixpageslash January 17, 2009

izrod

Izrod is a bulgarian word for very, very ugly person. It's often used to offend someone.

You're ugly like a izrod.

by BG Raper December 19, 2013

Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009

iPod

Definition 1 (proper noun): Apple's Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player.

Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player

David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850! It's way better what you got!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...

D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!

by gplpark92 September 3, 2008