Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

hyper boob

the act of uncontrollable boob jittering.

oh hi brad i have hyper boob D:

by amiboo3 February 16, 2022

Hyper viality

A made up condition that infertile men use to say that their infertileness is caused by their sperm shooting through the egg instead of admitting they're real reason of infertleness

"I have hyper viality"
"is that a real thing? also your the worst pierce"
"it sure is"
"i'll let you believe that"

by VioletParr February 28, 2022

Hyper viality

A made up condition that infertile men use to say that their infertileness is caused by their sperm shooting through the egg instead of admitting they're real reason of infertleness

"I have hyper viality"
"is that a real thing? also your the worst pierce"
"it sure is"
"i'll let you believe that"

by VioletParr February 28, 2022

Hyper-Niche

Something that is so Niche it’s almost strictly exclusive to the people that witnesses it

This reel only has 20 likes, it’s a hyper-niche.

by 3SoG February 17, 2026

Hyper-Analytic Paralysis

The state of being unable to act because of excessive analysis—overthinking every angle, anticipating every outcome, calculating every risk until decision becomes impossible. Hyper-analytic paralysis is what happens when the analytic mind, instead of serving action, replaces it. The sufferer doesn't make decisions; they make analyses of analyses, recursively trapped in thought without end. This condition is endemic among intellectuals, perfectionists, and anyone who has ever spent two hours choosing a restaurant on a food delivery app. The cure is not more analysis but the recognition that some decisions don't warrant it. Not every choice is life-or-death; some are just lunch.

Hyper-Analytic Paralysis xample: "He spent a month analyzing whether to ask her out—calculating probabilities, rehearsing scenarios, weighing outcomes. Hyper-analytic paralysis had him completely. By the time he decided to act, she was dating someone else. Analysis had cost him the very thing he was analyzing."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

Hyper-Individualist Fallacy

The mistaken belief that individuals can be understood, evaluated, or held responsible entirely independently of their social context, relationships, and systems. This fallacy ignores that no one is an island—that choices are shaped by circumstances, that success depends on luck and privilege, that failure is often systemic rather than personal. The hyper-individualist fallacy is beloved of meritocracy myth-makers, bootstrap-pullers, and anyone who wants to ignore structural inequality. It's the logic of "if I made it, anyone can," ignoring that "I" had advantages they don't see. The fallacy allows its holders to blame the poor for poverty and credit themselves for success, both with equal injustice.

Hyper-Individualist Fallacy Example: "He attributed his success entirely to hard work, ignoring the family wealth that paid for college, the connections that got him jobs, the luck that put him in the right place at the right time. The hyper-individualist fallacy let him see only himself, not the system that supported him. His advice to others—'just work harder'—was sincere, sincere and wrong."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026