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Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020
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hopeless romantic

kid: mom what’s a hopeless romantic?

mom: jewel
by dontask12345 May 31, 2021
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Your Homeless

Insult used to hurt other peoples feelings. Used mostly by nerds with the name Stafford.
by The G321 December 27, 2011
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The Homeless Carwash

The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014
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Anti-Homeless Christian©

A type of religious practice which keeps those with this belief system from homelessness.
In so glad I am a Anti-Homeless Christian©. My religion kept the landlord from evicting me and my fellow peers.
by TheWon(one) March 20, 2017
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party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot; The ultimate party motto
Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless ",There's always time to party
by ticas1137 May 16, 2014
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Hopeless Foundation Kingdom

The Hopeless Foundation Kingdom is the second studio album by the artist Halsey. It is an amazing concept album with an interesting storyline and INCREDIBLE vocals.
Person 1 : Omg did you hear the song Strangers from Hopeless Foundation Kingdom?

Person 2: Isn't that the song with Lauren Jauregui on it?
by The_nerdy_fangirl June 2, 2017
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