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Boston Meat Hook

Verb.

When you are fucking a bitch from behind, you stick a finger in her ass, hook it, and pull up... HARD.
Neil was fucking my mom, he gave her the Boston Meat Hook and she pulled a Chewbaca.
by Scott1122334455 July 12, 2006
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free hooker

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.
Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.
by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011
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hooker sex

He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.
by Rizzzle November 16, 2006
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hookerfink

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
by airee47584 March 17, 2008
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Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
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Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*
by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010
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hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.
Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010
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