invent a holiday

Get high, blaze, smoke marijuana.

"hey, this movie looks like it's gonna be totally lame. Wanna invent a holiday beforehand?"

by Alexrb December 12, 2006

Jack Off Holiday Hour

The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!

Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.

What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!

by DrReggy November 2, 2009

Google Holiday War

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.

Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.

by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010

The Psycho Holiday

The July encampment at Bohemian Grove where the worlds most elite men meet to worship a giant owl, hold mock human sacrifices, and plan the future of our world.

Henry Kissinger is going to California for The Psycho Holiday again this year.

by Odessious July 23, 2011

busmans holiday

A holiday in which you spend most of your time doing the same or something very similar to your normal work.

Comes from the late 1800's, where a man who drives a bus for a living goes on a long bus journey on their holiday.

A professional musician spends take time off and spends most of it practising music.

by mikey_k March 14, 2005

wank holiday

A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.

Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.

by Ben Dover of thet Yard July 20, 2008

J. Holiday

J. Holiday is a 23 year old R&B singer/ songwriter from Washington,DC. He is fairly new but gained lots of publicity from a song called bed, there is a rumor going around that he stole the song from Chris Brown but that is either here nor there. He is an extraordinary soulful talent that is sure to be around for awhile. He is also very easy on the eyes.

Lyrics from J. Holiday's 'Bed':
"Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed"

I personally like a song on his album Back of my lac called "Come Here". It's great. give it a listen.

by Leara1108 November 23, 2007