hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.

I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside

by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Separate the hogs

To go to the bathroom

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.

by google.comorg February 20, 2021

Space hogging

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.

I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!

by Deep_thought January 10, 2016

Hog Tongue

Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.

Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!

by Kirakasa February 2, 2009

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013