forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.

"He's a right forum hog he is!"

by Splatzone November 6, 2007

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019

hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.

Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)

by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012

hogs hungers

Something that is really good, excellent or some may say, 'the best'.
Better than the dogs bollocks

Oi!.. Squire!.. Make your way over here and taste this anchovy soup, it really is the hogs hungers! The hogs hungers I tells you!

by jack bunkers April 7, 2008

hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017