hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Hamster

Auto correct for 'gangster' using the swype key entry method.

Person 1: Bruh did you see that drift on turn 3?
Person 2: bruh that was so damn hamster

by Chiefberky May 10, 2018

Hamster Hole

The Anus. The term come from the sex act of which a man inserts a hamster, or hamster like rodent (such as a gerbil) into the butthole for pleasure.

You don’t get to join the military police until after, you pull your HEAD, out of your HAMSTER HOLE!

by The anal dominator July 29, 2018

HamsterCow

The cutest, nicest girl you'll ever meet UWU. She is what you call fun-sized and looks like a snacc. She is absolutely Aww-Door-able. If she were an angle she would be acute-y. Being with her will just melt your heart and even though she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see she will make those butterflies go away with her calming charisma. She often calls people she is not related to her twin, sister, and or brother, and says she loves almost everyone. Because of her charisma, she often says she loves a lot of people and flip flops between who she desires and is also REALLY LOUD IN PERSON. Vocabulary consists of REEE, WEEE, yeee, aight, awww, awwwhh, nani, (words with z at rhe end), random song lyrics, OMG, de floof/fluff, :3, ;-;. lol, love, camila cabello, black pink, yura, ur mean, nani, (.), hows/wheres twin/christine/christian/christine/kota/ex-sis/ex-twin, peoples names spelt incorrectly, 11:11, sure. At times she is also a bit rarted *cough thinks she can and did lose her virginity to kota and jacob *cough protein=healthy foods like dairy and fruit *cough gets used by gold diggers. She is your basic E-girl in league, playing only girl champs (Lux, Janna) exact the "cute" ones like nunu. Spends money on free games like Transformice and league Elementist Lux along with 4 other lux skins. Listens to K-pop and is obsessed with blackpink and Camila Cabello. Likes Salmon Roe and gets hard carried in league games.

Christian: Hamstercows such a needy b*tch.
Christian: She has a flat mountain, but I love her.
Kota: HamsterCow give me skins and ill blow you.

by TheAllKnowingOne69 November 20, 2018

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

Hamsterslam

The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.

Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you sleep.

Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel

by Unzfilibabba February 2, 2020